OH MY GOD THIS PIZZA PLACE CHANGES THE NAMES OF THEIR PIZZAS EVERY WEEK AND THIS WEEK THEY DECIDED TO NAME THEM AFTER “fights that would be too awesome to actually happen in the world, as everybody’s ass would get kicked in the run-off of ass whooping that would inevitably find it’s way into the water table…”

buscemis:

I…. I… I…. AMAZING

SWAYZE VS. HIMSELF WITH A BOWIE KNIFE

DOLF LUNDGREN VS. A PUMA

LOU FERRIGNO VS. A SHARK WITH THROWING STARS FOR TEETH