David Karp was in locked in his office and laughing uncontrollably

thekarpchronicles:

Sarah Hyneman, VP of Tumblr, was outside the door. “David honey I’m coming in okay? Get dressed, I have the key. There are some men with me, don’t be afraid David. Everything will be okay.” Sarah turned the key and entered the office with the two burly men. 

David was on the floor, rolling on his sides and cackling like a madman.

The two men approached him and cautiously lifted him up, only to begin wrapping a straight-jacket around the chemically imbalanced CEO. 

“Everything’s going to be okay David.” Sarah spoke calmly.

David continued to laugh.

“Why are you laughing David?”

David stopped laughing and spoke very sternly, “The users. They asked how they could still talk to each other via ask box.”

Sarah raised an eyebrow; She didn’t understand. The two men picked up David and began to carry him from the office.

David looked back at Sarah, “I told them they could e-mail each other.”

Sarah gasped in horror. 

David smiled,

“BUT THEY CAN’T SEND E-MAIL ADDRESSES VIA ASK!” 

His teeth are like the opposite of Fassy’s. They are not shark-like at all.

adam finally accidentally admitted he loved me

so someone is flirting with me by pointing out my faults and our differences. is that how it works? has it been that long?

THIS IS WHY I DONT GET INTO ACTION MOVIE FANDOM

everyone hates you.

i loved alll the characters. if i said you were like someone in a movie, be glad, cause we’re not in a movie…. yet!